Well, it’s been a little while. I do have actual serious posts just waiting to be written, but sadly I just don’t have the time right now, so I’m fobbing you off with more twitter… er… twitterings:
I don’t think I need to really go into this one. It’s got a bear joke, what more do you need? P.S. If you don’t get it, that’s because you’re thick. Don’t worry, there’s still a place where you can find things you’ll think are funny. And that place is still Twitter.
https://twitter.com/jenstatsky/status/240893373710471168
Now, @jenstatsky here makes a very serious point. How would you know? For people already in relationships this is even more worrying; you could be cheating and not even know it. This is why ninjas are so dangerous. I think @jenstatsky is this week’s favourite twitterer, but let’s not forget last week’s champion, @thispartyislame:
Now, we know the internet can make people do impulsive things. I think @molly_kats had a narrow escape here:
Obviously not everyone on the internet can be happy all the time:
Olivia Wilde is this weeks Celebrity Tweeter of the Week (yes, that’s a title I just made up. Also, this isn’t actually a weekly thing):
We’ve all been there. Sometimes, you just need some caustic, toxic chemicals. If only she’d bottled some of Hugh Laurie’s more creative insults, they’d keep the blood-sucking little bastards away. And for the final tweet, which rather fittingly addresses social networking as a whole…