Twits of the week.


Well, it’s been a little while. I do have actual serious posts just waiting to be written, but sadly I just don’t have the time right now, so I’m fobbing you off with more twitter… er… twitterings:

I don’t think I need to really go into this one. It’s got a bear joke, what more do you need? P.S. If you don’t get it, that’s because you’re thick. Don’t worry, there’s still a place where you can find things you’ll think are funny. And that place is still Twitter.

https://twitter.com/jenstatsky/status/240893373710471168

Now, @jenstatsky here makes a very serious point. How would you know? For people already in relationships this is even more worrying; you could be cheating and not even know it. This is why ninjas are so dangerous. I think @jenstatsky is this week’s favourite twitterer, but let’s not forget last week’s champion, @thispartyislame:

Now, we know the internet can make people do impulsive things. I think @molly_kats had a narrow escape here:

Obviously not everyone on the internet can be happy all the time:

Olivia Wilde is this weeks Celebrity Tweeter of the Week (yes, that’s a title I just made up. Also, this isn’t actually a weekly thing):

We’ve all been there. Sometimes, you just need some caustic, toxic chemicals. If only she’d bottled some of Hugh Laurie’s more creative insults, they’d keep the blood-sucking little bastards away. And for the final tweet, which rather fittingly addresses social networking as a whole…

https://twitter.com/RockabillyJay/status/116261437680254976

Clever People… On the Internet?


It has occurred to me that, sadly, there are people on the internet who are funnier than I am. Shortly after this it occurred to me that I could save myself a lot of effort by parroting back to you clever things that they say. I decided the most efficient way to do this was to shamelessly steal Lex‘s idea of posting the funniest stuff from Twitter. Those of you who have been paying attention may have noticed that the other day I specifically said I wouldn’t be doing this. Hopefully this should tell you something about the relative strength of my willpower against the bottomless well of evil that is Twitter. I’ve been using it for less than a week and they basically own my soul. So, down the rabbit hole…

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